yoyo was asked (or rather demanded) to update my dead blog... lolz...
well returned frm china not long ago...
de vacation totally sux man... totally was lookin forward to de last day of de vacation...
went to foshan and chaozhou... ppl when ye wan go china at least go to beijing...
NVR GO TO FOSHAN AND CHAOZHOU!!!
it'll totally spoil de whole vacation if ye go there...
totally nothin to see nothin to do....

first went to chaozhou for de first 2 days...
de place was like damn... dirty...
de ppl can like hang de uncooked meat there in de middle of de pedestrian road...
and let de cars fume and dirt stuff juz blow at it...
it was damn unhygenic... gross...

then went to see some ancient places...
walao de beggars there damn.... scary la...
my dad wanted to give some money to one...
then de person who was with us told my dad not to...
then de beggars started scoldin de person say my dad wan do a gd deed then let him...
then my dad was like about to put back his money into his pocket, then de beggars almost wanted to snatch it out of his hands la!!! wtf....
then both keep followin us then keep pushin de bowl into my dad's hand...
walao... then my mom gave them but they still demandin for more!! walao like tat also can...
after our sightseein (which we had nothin to do other than to see temples and de places)
de beggars came back!!! and more of them came!!! wtf
they kept crowdin around my dad!!! none came after my mom and i... lolz...
tat was wat happened at de outside of de temples... walao... like tat also can la...

then we also celebrated someone's birthday... had a grand dinner...
de food was so-so... though lots of them i couldn't eat cuz of my ear infection... haiz...
but had a terrible time cuz de first day there i kena sick... haiz...
so ate very little... slpt very little... haiz...
k then left de place on de third day...
then de person who brought us around drove us there...
he totally is a RECKLESS driver....
almost died man!!! my life like shorten by a few years liao!!! stupid person!!!

ye noe when ye drivin at de small road...
then got one part whereby de small road joins back into de main road...
ya at de point where both road merges, DE STUPID PERSON STOPPED THERE!!!!
walao!!! juz cuz he overshort and went to de wrong road, he suddenly stopped in de middle of de main road!!! at de point of where 2 roads merges!!!
walao then vehicles were like drivin towards us at high speed cuz it was a highway!!!
walao then DE STUPID RECKLESS DRIVER STILL REVERSE DE CAR!!!
JUZ TO GO TO DE CORRECT ROAD!! WTF!!!
then he drivin he still can start fallin aslp!!! even when my parents were talkin to him!!!
walao!!! almost had a heartattack cuz of him la!!!

then when we finally reached foshan.... after a life wreckin experience...
then got into this 3star hotel... wtf couldn't we go into a 5 star hotel tat was right beside/front of it... walao... and de 5 star hotel is also called swissotel... lolz...
then de hotel we stayed in, de rooms were somehow accordin to de 12 zodiacs...
first room we stayed in, was de dog one...
then my mom and i had a difficulty tryin to slp...
i kept seein ghosts... then my mom saw a lady standin at de door and also dog barkin!!
so scary la...
then de next mornin we demanded a change of hotel rooms when i was like thinkin y can't we change hotel????
then got into de next room which was de tiger...
my parents had a gd nite slp... only me... sian... this time i saw a glimpse of a tiger... haiz...
y i so suei sia....

then de food at foshan was... haiz.... got no comments...
de food at foshan and chaozhou... i can only say one thing...
IS NOTHIN BUT SALTISH!!!
wth they not scared their bodies will have probs arh... keep eatin food with high intake of salt...
for me my first bite was like... damn saltish la... wanted to spit it out... then de others like eat until damn shiok sia....
only my mom and i dun like de food there....

one of de meals was terrible... damn disgustin la!!!
ye noe wat it was?? first dish was....
a pot of snake meat and tortoise meat soup...
ew... then de ppl eatin tat was like until so shiok la!! gross man...
wha then de next one is another pot of water chicken??? also another pot of soup...
walao de ppl there damn 残忍 sia...
then de next one was.... a dish of deer feet???
walao even though look like pig foot but still damn disgustin... ew gross
then i kena forced to drink de snake gall?? yuck 2 cups somemore!!!
damn gross... tat meal like nvr eat anythin la...
wha practically had not alot of food for de whole vacation pluz not much slp...
then i returned home feelin sick and giddy.... haiz...

oh ya another one... de stupid reckless driver...
walao cuz one of de days was rainin...
then of cuz ye use yer common sense, on a mountain, it'll be worse right
with even lower temperature, lots of fog and stuff...
de stupid reckless driver STILL INSISTED TO GO THERE...
instead of wat my parents and i and his wife wanted to go...
which was to shop at guangzhou...
he doesn't even need to drive us there... we can juz take de di tei...
walao... he still stubbornly insisted tat ALL SHOPPING MALLS ARE ALL DE SAME...
AND THERE'S NOTHIN TO SHOP!!! walao... at least i can buy souveniers for everyone right??
stupid then in de end we still went there... to see nothin but fog...
then cuz my hair was styled, i din leave de car cuz of de huge wind...
then he still say tat it's only a small wind and rain when de trees were like blown until more than 90 degrees!!! he siao alrdy arh?? STUPID RECKLESS DRIVER!!!

grr de whole vacation sux man!! id rather go to beijing la...
but this trip was suppose to go korea!!! grr cuz of de stupid missile thingy... then couldn't go!!! grr
walao... cuz of this trip right...
cuz b4 i went to china i had 3 ulcers...
then i came back with 9 ulcers best right???